Bishoujo Mambo By Anubis Fire
Decided to be the PB song by Lady Silver Senshi

Ladies and gentleman...Bishoujo Mambo!

One, two, three, four, five!
Everybody online, so come on now
Let's log on to pocketbishoujo.com!
Trainers say they wanna challenge me
But I really don't want my
Honeys getting' bruised or bashed
In a silly
Catfight! How cheap!
I like Relena, Belldandy, Rally, and Alita!
And as I scroll down, you know
They are getting sweeter!
So I toss some spice-Yeow!-into the mixture for zest!
Not just any pretty gal, only flirtin' with the best!
It's all good, lemme catch 'em all!
Here comes my Bisho-ball!

A lil' bit of Belldandy in my life!
A lil' bit of Hitomi by my side!
A lil' bit of Kari is all I need!
A lil' but of Devi is what I see!
A lil' bit of Utena in the sun!
A lil' bit of Lady Une all night long!
A lil' bit of Duplica here I am!
A lil' bit of Android number Eighteen...
BISHOUJO MAMBO!!!

Get your Bisho-balls and mosey to the site!
Scroll through the Bisho-dex!
Here's how to catch your gal!
Ace the first question!
Then ace the second! Ace number three and meet your babe!
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice!
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right!

A lil' bit of Deedlit in my life!
A lil' dash Hermoine on the side!
A lil' bit of Helena is all I need!
A lil' bit of Nova is what I see!
A lil' bit of Rally all night long!
A lil' Queen Amidala here I am!
So many Sailor Scouts, so little time...
BISHOUJO MAMBO!!!

I do all
To fall in love with girls like them
They can't run and they can't hide!
As I add 'em to my harem!

A lil' Emeraldas in my life!
A lil' bit of Washu by my side!
A lil' bit of Hilda is all I need!
A lil' bit of Lara is what I see!
A lil' bit of Aeris in the sun!
A lil' bit of Lady Une all night long!
A lil' redhead Ranma, give her a whirl!
A lil' bit of Gaz makes me your girl...;)

Disclaimer: I don't own the song Mambo #5 or ANY of the glorious and kawaii bishoujo! *sniff* Oh, well! Let's give pocketbishoujo.com a BIG glomp of gratitude! *glomps pocketbishoujo.com* Enjoy my lil' song parody about my future bishoujo collecting!  - Anubis Fire